Style.com Executive Fashion Director, Candy Pratts Price (aka Candida Rosa Theresa Pratts Price) once again makes a complete ass of herself. In the soon to be released, 'Vogue' movie/documentary 'The September Issue,' my favorite Puerto Rican and town drunk drawls and croaks some fabulous unintentional comic one liners like, "SepTEM-BUH is the JANuhhry in FASHahnn."
I made it my ring tone but it scared too many children in the lobby of my building. Have a listen at myxer.com
Is there an Oscar for 'Best Comic Buffoon' in a documentary? If so Pratts Price just might win for her absurd diction - sort of Brenda Vaccaro meets Diana Vreeland meets Vera Charles meets Patsy Stone. Por Favor!
I must admit I don't like CPP because she was pretty nasty to me in my youth!
Back in my CondeNast days she would bark orders at me while wearing sunglasses and once accused me of "misplacing" her veil. For the record I did not misplace her veil I gave it to the housekeeper.
If you ask me, had I not prevented her from wearing a wedding veil to the CondeNast cafeteria Anna Wintour would not be calling her the "Queen of the Internet" today.
As usual I got no thanks for saving a career in fashion.
Check out this CPP tribute.
From Wikipedia--
ReplyDeleteCandida is a genus of yeasts. Many species of this genus are endosymbionts of animal hosts including humans. ...some Candida species have the potential to cause disease... in humans and other animals--aka as yeast infections