Monday, September 28, 2009

Going Green!

The Confirmed Bachelor officially and strongly endorses the use of GREEN M&Ms as a homeopathic remedy for most ills!

Sources confirm Bob Dole has just signed a contract with MARS to be the official spokes person of Green M&Ms after a dispute with the makers of Viagra.

Throw out those little blue pills and grab a handful of your favorite chocolate! GO GREEN!

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